Why Lychee Hates The Mole

See? I told you I'd write this. Anyway, I hope The Mole doesn't come in and catch me typing this. Keep this a secret though.

Top 10 Reasons why Lychee hates The Mole:
10. She leaves me alone at home, without permission of my parents.
9. She always listens to her iPod, and hums in the wrong tune.
8. She always talks to her relatives. "Ya, ya. Mee mee mee blah blah."
7. She yells at our dog for no reason.
6. Whenever The Mole asks for something, she doesn't wait for our answer. She just takes it.
5. She uses Mommy's make-up.
4. She eats Daddy's chips, and says that we ate it.
3. She always laughs when we're annoyed, but is always all, "HEY!" when we don't care when she's annoyed.
2. She always says she's poor, but she's not! [we are going to give her all of that money we have in the bank. We are poor!]
1. She used to always be nice to us. Now that she knows she's gonna leave, she's gonna "take revenge".

There are a lot more reasons, like how she thinks she's funny and she isn't or when she thinks I feel sad when she says she's going to leave. Good riddance!

Oh look, Bonzaii's home!

Long post,
fLycheef